Why i-Zone?

Here are 10 reasons you should sell your digital camera and buy an i-Zone instead:

Compensates for your meager photographic abilities. Just blame the camera when the shots don't come out.

Automatically adds a sense of irony and artistic pretension to all your photos without having to go to art school.

It's a great way to meet people.

Gives you time to think about life's mysteries for three minutes while the film develops.

The i-Zone is more resistant to shock, water, and theft (no one wants it) than a digital or traditional camera.

You can't afford a digital camera anyway.

Empty film boxes can be used to store toenail clippings or loose screws.

Small photo size means subjects are less likely to notice their wrinkles, gray hair, and other signs of advancing age, thereby increasing their estimation of your photographic abilities.

Shows your appreciation for Polaroid, an American company that failed the old fashioned way - by releasing lousy products and failing to keep up with new technologies - without any help from Arthur Andersen.

Instant gratification!