10 Reasons to Use a Polaroid i-Zone
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Here are 10 reasons you should sell your digital camera and buy an i-Zone instead:
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Compensates for your meager photographic abilities. Just blame the camera when the shots don't come out.

9 Automatically adds a sense of irony and artistic pretension to all your photos without having to go to art school.
8 It's a great way to meet people.
7 Gives you time to think about life's mysteries for three minutes while the film develops.
6 The i-Zone is more resistant to shock, water, and theft (no one wants it) than a digital or traditional camera.
5 You can't afford a digital camera anyway.
4 Empty film boxes can be used to store toenail clippings or loose screws.
3 Small photo size means subjects are less likely to notice their wrinkles, gray hair, and other signs of advancing age, thereby increasing their estimation of your photographic abilities.
2 Shows your appreciation for Polaroid, an American company that failed the old fashioned way - by releasing lousy products and failing to keep up with new technologies - without any help from Arthur Andersen.
1 Instant gratification!
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